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Trump Calls His Administration a “Finally-Tuned Machine,” and Twitter Shows Him What a Finally-Tuned Machine Looks Like

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Trump’s bonkers, coo coo, bananas press conference was a lot of things. Weird? Yes. Scary? Yes. Disorganized? Oh, yeah.

One thing it was not, however, was a finely-tuned machine. In fact, now that you mention it, none of the last month has really looked like a fine-tuned machine. It’s most like a hastily-assembled Ikea cabinet.

Nevertheless, the reality-TV gameshow host who is still living in that reality-TV gameshow in his mind referred to his quickly-careening-off-a-cliff administration to a “finely-tuned machine,” so everyone on Twitter theorized what that machine might look like. Check it out:

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Seth Rogen Makes It His Goal to Save America By Sliding Into Donald Trump Jr’s DMs on Twitter

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Seth Rogen and his sweet milky bong of justice and “uh-huhhhhhh” laughs all add up to be the hero we never expected, but the one we need in these trying times under the tangerine-coated, Cheeto puff-dusted overlord that only today told us drugs cost as much as candy bars, amidst a full-fledged mental breakdown. Upon realizing that Donald Trump’s son follows him on Twitter, Seth proceeded to make the only natural move any one would given the opportunity; and tried to slide into DJ Trump Jr’s DMs, for the sake of humanity itself. Will his heroic efforts work, or fade into helpless oblivion? I guess time will tell.

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People Find Questionable Donald Trump Tweet From 2014, and You Can Imagine What Follows

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The hashtag #TrumpImpeachmentParty made its debut on Twitter on Tuesday, and since then it’s gathering a lot of steam. Someone could easily, rationally propose that the tangerine-coated, cheeto puff-dusted DJ Trump should’ve gone back and cleaned up house on any tweets that could serve to diminish his standings in the long run; but hey, it’s just more fuel for the fire, and only plays into his impeccable Twitter game. 

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Jimmy Fallon and Alec Baldwin Have a Donald Trump Impression-Off, Cause This is the World We Live In Now

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What I’m seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin’s growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man’s tweet-riddled mind.

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Let’s Take a Collective Cringe For This Drawn-Out Handshake Between Donald Trump and Shinzo Abe That Knew No End

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Some people might suggest this handshake’s as long and cringe-inducing and painful to look at as Donald Trump’s presidency. 

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FOX News Uses Massively Unfortunate Infographic to Illustrate Differences Between ISIS and Steve Bannon

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