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Thanks, Universe: Trump Got the Date Wrong on His Inauguration Photo, and, Get This, People Are Making Fun Of Him About It

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That reality-TV gameshow host who is now our president, Donald Trump recently tweeted the framed inauguration picture he hangs in his office. It’s got a fancy frame, an autograph from photographer Abbas Shirmohammadi, the wrong date, and the website that framed it with a gigantic WWW.

Wait, did you say “wrong date”? Yup, as everyone knows, Trump’s inauguration happened on National Day of Patriotic Devotion, which as everyone knows is January 20. National Day of Patriotic Devotion happens on the same day every year. If you didn’t know that, it’s because it’s a new holiday Trump invented for his inauguration.

However, Trump’s new plaque says January 21, which, hilariously, is the day of the Women’s March that far more people were at. Universe, you’ve done it again.

Check out people pointing the president’s mistake. 

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Dippin’ Dots Attempts to End Cold War With White House’s Sean Spicer

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When the Internet discovered Sean Spicer’s five-year long war with Dippin’ Dots, the so-called future of ice cream, the world held its breath and waited for a response. 

Well, hell has frozen over. 

Dippin’ Dots has responded to the White House press secretary and offered to bring their delightful ice cream balls to him.

Writing on their website, Dippin’s Dots CEO Scott Fischer responds: 

Dear Sean, 

We understand that ice cream is a serious matter. And running out of your favorite flavor can feel like a national emergency! We’ve seen your tweets and would like to be friends rather than foes. After all, we believe in connecting the dots. 

As you may or may not know, Dippin’ Dots are made in Kentucky by hundreds of hard working Americans in the heartland of our great country. As a company, we’re doing great. We’ve enjoyed double-digit growth in sales for the past three years. That means we’re creating jobs and opportunities. We hear that’s on your agenda too. 

We can even afford to treat the White House and press corps to an ice cream social. What do you say? We’ll make sure there’s plenty of all your favorite flavors. 

Yours, 

Scott, CEO of Dippin’ Dots

Think about it, Sean. This could be you: 

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Trolls of Twitter Band Together In Hilarious Fashion to #FreeMelania After She’s Caught Mean Mugging Donald Trump at Inauguration

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A clip of Melania Trump during inauguration has caught the viral fever and since made its many rounds across the web of Twitter feeds, as it shows Melania smiling then blatantly transitioning into a solid show of fiery-eyed mean mugging.

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Dippin’ Dots Attempts to End Cold War With White House’s Sean Spicer

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When the Internet discovered Sean Spicer’s five-year long war with Dippin’ Dots, the so-called future of ice cream, the world held its breath and waited for a response. 

Well, hell has frozen over. 

Dippin’ Dots has responded to the White House press secretary and offered to bring their delightful ice cream balls to him.

Writing on their website, Dippin’s Dots CEO Scott Fischer responds: 

Dear Sean, 

We understand that ice cream is a serious matter. And running out of your favorite flavor can feel like a national emergency! We’ve seen your tweets and would like to be friends rather than foes. After all, we believe in connecting the dots. 

As you may or may not know, Dippin’ Dots are made in Kentucky by hundreds of hard working Americans in the heartland of our great country. As a company, we’re doing great. We’ve enjoyed double-digit growth in sales for the past three years. That means we’re creating jobs and opportunities. We hear that’s on your agenda too. 

We can even afford to treat the White House and press corps to an ice cream social. What do you say? We’ll make sure there’s plenty of all your favorite flavors. 

Yours, 

Scott, CEO of Dippin’ Dots

Think about it, Sean. This could be you: 

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These People Are Determined to Get Half An Onion More Followers on Twitter Than The Real Donald Trump

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Leave it to 2017 to take it a step further from the days of 2016 when flocks of folks turned up at voting stalls to send their nominations in for Harambe. Yes, that happened, but apparently that wasn’t enough. We need to dive deeper down the shit-coated rabbit’s hole, and find a way make sure we give an onion the proper podium to express its multi-layered beliefs from. The kind of mass media movement that can bring hot tears to your eyes, huh?

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Trump’s White House Press Secretary Has Been Low-Key Going After Dippin’ Dots for Five Years

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This weekend was a weird one.

After having a pretty poor turn out for his inauguration, Trump sent his new White House press secretary to give a weird statement, claiming it “was the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period. Both in person and around the globe.” PolitiFact rated that statement as “Pants on Fire,” while Kellyanne Conway simply called it an “alternative fact,” a new phrase, which means “lie.”

Anyway, when he wasn’t chastising the press for covering the inauguration for what it was, Sean Spicer was spending the last five years in an all out social media war with Dippin’ Dots, the so-called “ice cream of the future.”

From 2010 to 2015, Spicer took to Twitter to take on Big Future Ice Cream to call them what they are: Not the ice cream of the future.

So without further adieu, here are four bizarre tweets from our current White House press secretary:

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Dippin’ Dots has yet to comment, but the Internet has no idea why any of this is happening. Check it out:

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