Damn did we just reel in one hell of a vengeful tale. In this particularly prankish tale we have the quick-witted Carly Karnatz of East Carolina University putting on an impressive movie-inspired show of trolling. She uses ‘Finding Nemo’ as her creative inspiration, and it comes together beautifully. Let’s just say the poor unsuspecting dude here finds himself sold on the stomach-churning possibility that the girl’s brother is being held hostage in a fish tank.
A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn’t be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.
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RSVP stands for Roast Savagely the Vice President/
Mike Pence, the vice-president elect who once caused a HIV outbreak in his home-state of Indiana, was nice enough to invite you — yes, you — to President-elect Trump’s Inaugural Welcome Concert and Swearing-In Ceremony. He even sweetened the deal with a commemorative ticket, so you can join the one other person who agreed to go to this thing. And how did the internet thank him? Lots and lots of roasts.
Who do they think they are? The cast of Hamilton?
Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you’re best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I’m all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.
Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they’re dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.
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