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There’s Going to be a Job Opening at College Humor’s Social Media Team in Just a Minute

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There's Going to be a Job Opening at College Humor's Social Media Team in Just a Minute

Either that or they’re stepping up the “Awkward Fake Twitter Hack” game. In which case, slow clap for all parties involved.

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Quote of the Day

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24-year old Riley Swearingen thought nothing about his drunken joke on a police officer.

According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a “drunk bus” in the city’s entertainment district when he “felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals.”

The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, “I just gave the cop a wet Willie.”

“Sergeant Gray immediately proceeded after the male who assaulted him,” the complaint continues.

Once he was apprehended, Swearingen told Gray he was just joking around and was sorry, but Gray arrested him anyway.

Read the rest of the story on City Pages.

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Listen to the Wise Sidewalk, People

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Listen to the Wise Sidewalk, People

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If Amazon Really Wants to Win the Internet

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If Amazon Really Wants to Win the Internet

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You Bring the Criminal, We’ll Bring the Cameras

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You Bring the Criminal, We'll Bring the Cameras

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Is it Heating Up for Anyone Else Around Here?

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Is it Heating Up for Anyone Else Around Here?

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