Archive for February 13, 2017

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The Chainsmokers Won a Grammy Last Night and Accepted Award on Behalf of David Bowie, and People Are Very Pissed Off

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Last night we witnessed the devastating, rock bottom kind of momentous spectacle that was The Chainsmokers winning their first Grammy Award for their song ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ with Daya. Some people are coolly proposing we’re witnessing the mere death of American Pop Culture, so well, that’s chill. To make matters even worse, the duo all but paddled up in their douche canoes to unacceptably accept an award on behalf of the late David Bowie. I know right? You’ve got to be shitting me. Then again we’re still pretty fresh into 2017 here, so it wouldn’t be right if the shitstorm failed to pervade for a bit longer.

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Ridiculous New Zealand Soap Opera Pulls Off Funniest TV Cliffhanger We’ve Seen In a While

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I don’t know the first thing about the humor in New Zealand, but no matter how frame the cliffhanger, ‘please tell me that’s not your penis’, it comes out looking absurd. If the intention was to garner a collective, ‘what in the actual hell is happening on this show right now?’, then big ups, and mission accomplished. 

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Burger King’s Already Winning Valentine’s Day By Giving Out 18+ Adults Happy Meals

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This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in ‘adult meals’ as a Valentine’s Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I’ll let you be the judge. 

Here’s a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can’t help wonder what kind of disparity we’re looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals…are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity. 

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John Oliver Is Making Sure Donald Trump Hears the Truth One Way or Another

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It’s no surprise that our reality-TV gameshow host-in-chief lies constantly. He lives in a reality distrotion field that would make Steve Jobs jealous. It’d be amazing, really, if weren’t so dangerous for literally every single person on planet Earth. So John Oliver really, really wants to burst that bubble, and he’s putting the truth where Trump can see it. 

We all know that Trump likes to watch cable news. He makes it a habit of tweeting about it and even calling in to them as these shows are airing. So Last Week Tonight is running a series of commercial featuring a cowboy that switches from talking about catheters to the nuclear triad in a way that even he can understand. So while Trump is eating his morning taco bowl, let’s hope he gets some medicine with his sugar. 

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Adult Film Stars Give Their Dating Advice In Honor Of Valentine’s Day Tomorrow

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Let’s just go ahead and call this what it is: a bunch of porn stars/scantily-clothed, busty women recycling age old sentiments of common sense; but still keeping us entertained, because like you know…hot chicks and boobs and stuff, man. 

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The New and Improved Betsy DeVos Department of Education Misspells WEB Du Bois Name, Then Misspells “Apologies”

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It’s been a big week for education. We got a new Department of Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, after she told a Senate committee that guns are needed in schools to protect from grizzly bears or something. Whatever. We’re all doomed anyway. 

Mrs. DeVos is warming up to her new job. Why just the other day, she was prevented from entering a DC by a group of protestors. It’s going well. 

Trying — TRYING — to get back in people’s good graces, the crackerjack team over the Department of Education Twitter account posted a picture of NAACP co-founder, author, historian, and civil-rights activist W.E.B Du Bois and misspelled his name because of course they did. 

Anyway, Twitter isn’t having it, and when the account tried to apologize, they misspelled “apologies,” and this is the Department of Education and we’re all doomed. 

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