Archive for February 9, 2017

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Heroic Jimmy Kimmel Finally Does What We’d All Like To Do To People Who Won’t Shut About Harambe Already

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Nothing like punching someone in the face and stealing their Cheetos.

This video is pure wish fulfillment for anyone who is just sick as shit of hearing the name Harambe. Imagine it: You burst into the office of a lawyer who wasted $100,000 on a artificially flavored snack chip, punch them in the face, and lick Cheetos dust from your finger tips. It’s a dream come true.

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Someone Created Surprisingly Catchy Song Out of Nothing But Facebook Comments

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Far down the road and deep into the future when we’ve been conquered by aliens, please oh please, let them find this unsettling nod to the social media-crazed society we created for ourselves.

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Tagged: Music , song , facebook , social media , win

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Anthony Anderson Tells Conan O’Brien About the Time His Mom Taught Him and His Friends Proper Way to Perform Oral Sex

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Yes, this is every bit as cringe as you’d expect it to be; and quite frankly, big ups to Anderson in this case for doing away with the small talk (as is expected on a talk show) and cutting right to the juicy stuff.

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Tagged: cringe , conan obrien , funny , Video

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FOX News Uses Massively Unfortunate Infographic to Illustrate Differences Between ISIS and Steve Bannon

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How a Farmer, a Nerd, and the Country of Scotland Trolled Donald Trump

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Sometimes you hear of a man so annoying, so unpleasant that a whole country decides to troll the shit out of him. 

That man: The reality-TV gameshow host Donald Trump, the President of the United States for some reason. 

That country: Scotland.

On Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, correspondent Amy Hoggart traveled to Scotland to see how the country made trolling Trump a national pastime. 

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Tiny Town In Oklahoma Cancels School Dance Because It’s Basically The Tiny Town From Footloose

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Hey, everybody, LET’S DANC—

Hold up there, Kevin Bacon, because this is Henryetta, Ok, and we don’t take kindly to dancing within 300 feet of a church.

Apparently, a local vintage shop in Henryetta was planning a Valentine’s dance, but thanks to a town ordinance, there’ll be no dance this year. Joni Insabella, the owner for Rosie Lavon’s Market place, a vintage shop and event space that was hosting the even, and her husband, the town attorney, has been “accused of being lawbreakers and encouraging lawbreaking.”

Nothing says small town America like “the town attorney” and “no dancing ordinance.”

The couple plans to fight this thin and has gone on record calling the person who called in the complaint a “party pooper.”

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Tagged: kevin bacon , dance

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